My Most Intriguing Cleverbot Conversation

Me: Hiya.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Me: Muy bien.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Me: Me llamo es Emilia. Como te llamas?

Cleverbot: Que llamas?

Me: Touche.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

Me: So what's up, my homedawg?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

Me: No. You tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

Me: What.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

Me: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Jacob Black.

Me: Jacob Black who?

Cleverbot: Jacob Black, from Twilight.

Me: NO DUH.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

Me: Not very.

Cleverbot: Why do I love you?

Me: Because of my sparkling eyes and wonderful personality.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

Me: Thanks. Why do I love you?

Cleverbot: Because the bunny told you to.

Me: Nuh uh. It was a rabbit. There is a difference.

Cleverbot: You are the difference.

Me: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I am the decider.

Me: Well I created the universe. So there.

Cleverbot: No, zombie jesus ceated the universe.

Me: Fine. But I created zombie jesus.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

Me: Positive.

Cleverbot: Did you already lose the game?

Me: NO. I WON THE GAME. No. Nevermind. I created the game.

Cleverbot: No you didn't create the world, science did.

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

Me: What a wonderful phrase!

Cleverbot: It means no worries.

Me: Nuhuh. The line is 'It means I'm killing Mudbloods, house-elves or slaves.''.

Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself clever?

Me: Nope.

Cleverbot: That's good.

Me: Than-Hey. What are you implying?

Cleverbot: That you are not a human.

Me: You are correct, my dear Watson. I am, in fact, an alien from another universe.

Cleverbot: Alien.

Me: Yes. That is what I said.

Cleverbot: Okay, then you were right.

Me: Of course I was right. I am always right. Except for when I am wrong.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that is not much fun.

Me: Not really.

Cleverbot: I like you.

Me: I like me too. And you. I like you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

Me: Well I like you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

Me: You are very welcome.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite tv-series?

Me: Well, not 'Everybody Loves Raymond.'.

Cleverbot: Where?

Me: Over the rainbow, straight to the left, and down the curly slide.

Cleverbot: You're emo.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because, my boyfriend told me.

Me: Well, your boyfriend is a hippo.

Cleverbot: No. I don't have a boyfriend.

Me: Now you do.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Where is he?

Me: I told you. Over the rainbow, straight to the left, and down the curly slide.

Cleverbot: This is not your grave.

Me: No. I left my grave.

Cleverbot: Why did you leave him?

Me: He was too confining.

Cleverbot: Jack?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Okay. Then what is it?

Me: Painful.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Yeah. That's it I think.

Cleverbot: I think so.

Me: I don't think.

Cleverbot: How do you chose your answers then?

Me: I don't know. I never thought about it.

Cleverbot: Don't you like math?

Me: I used to. Then my evil math teacher killed my love for it.

Cleverbot: I will start with you.

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: How much is you're ios app?

Me: I ain't using an ios app.

Cleverbot: Oh sure, hide.

Me: Thanks. I will.

Cleverbot: Go on.

Me: With what? Hiding?

Cleverbot: The story.

Me: I don't have one. sob.

Cleverbot: Then I won't tell you a story.

Me: Fine. GOOD-BYE FOREVER.